There have been several documentary series recently that have caught the public’s imagination and generated much controversy. But we have our own mini docu-drama on our hands that may hit close to home. Binge-read below at your own risk. Warning: you may jump in the shower immediately after reading. Here we break down the details for: Making A Showerer
1. The Alleged Crime
Yes, in the course of our daily lives we get dirty. Bathing (at least) daily is an accepted and expected part of the typical American day. It’s not a crime to revel in that bathing experience or to create a bathroom / shower experience that is truly luxurious – or is it? We are accused of not only stocking, displaying the finest shower products available on the market, but selling them at fair prices with complete guidance, recommendations and customer service every step of the way.
2. The Motive
We want your bathroom to look good. It’s that simple. Smaller budgets, larger budgets, there are amazing products at every pricepoint. It’s our intention to provide a safe, informative and TACTILE Showroom that inspires you. But is that illegal?
3.The (Shower) Weapon
Make an appointment and actually TAKE A SHOWER in a private bathroom at our Showroom. Are baths your thing? Drop by for a soak. Test out different showerheads, faucets, toilets and saunas. A working, running-water Showroom is definitely suspicious… we admit it. And getting lost in a custom steam shower while the illuminated rain shower head and the aroma therapy invigorate mind and body can be lethal!
4. The Evidence
Our 75 years in the plumbing supply business isn’t helping our case. We’ve been guilty for years of carrying the most sought-after brands and offering personalized service and delivery. The smoking gun, so to speak might be our thousands of satisfied customers…
5. The Alibi
Um… we were home alone soaking in a stand alone luxury bathtub?
6. The Verdict
We were framed!
Guilty as charged. Visit our Showroom and we’ll give YOU the attention, interactive access to products, inspiration and service you’ll love. Create your new bathroom from soothing showerheads, frameless shower doors, gorgeous and practical vanites, low-flow seat warming toilets, unique sink and faucet combinations and more. Stop by the showroom or call and make an appointment to take a shower or bath here soon.
