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Time to take care of that tush! The best bath products guaranteed to get your bum a’hummin’! (and some fun facts)

The Holy Grail of booty pampering is of course TOTO’s washlet.

“TOTO Washlets are a highly advanced system in hygiene and comfort.” You’ve got pre-mist, heated seat, rear cleanse, pulsating cleanse, dryer, deoderizer. The Washlet can be installed on any existing toilet (as long as you have or can install an electrical outlet nearby)

To complete the “Throne” indulge in the TOTO Neorest – a luxe one piece toilet with Washlet functionality completely built in.

You’re fanny will thank you!

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Toilet paper preference can be unique to each of us… see our post. But overall no one complains if the TP you stock is soft, thick and absorbent. Our favorite: Charmin Ultra Soft

Another great pair of products for your behind:

One Wipe Charlie


Dude Wipes


Pamper your bottom with a custom shower system designed for what you like best

Do you prefer a pulsating massage, gentle mists, or a rain shower head? Does your booty like a firm spray while your chest and back enjoy something softer? Custom craft the system best for YOU with American Standard faucets shower heads and body sprays. Plus everything is extremely water efficient, and all American Standard shower heads are designed to save up to 40% more water than standard models.

Maximize the rejuvenating power of your shower with coordinating shower heads, doors, faucets, walls, and bases, all created to fit a multitude of design styles and needs.

Don’t let an opportunity to shake it pass you by! These rump shaking songs are perfect for belting out in the shower. Use Grohe’s Aquatunes!

  1. All About That Bass

  2. Baby Got Back

  3. Bootielicious

  4. Thong Song

  5. Fat Bottomed Girls

  6. (Shake Shake Shake) Shake Your Booty

  7. Rumpshaker

Booty on the bigger side? Great News! big butts = smarter


Don’t let your derrière catch a chill!

Make sure your exit from the shower or bath is warm and toasty for ALL your body parts with an Amba towel warmer. Wrapping yourself in a fluffy warm towel as you step from the shower is an affordable luxury. Bonus! These towel warmers double as wall heaters. Choose an Amba towel warmer with a programmable timer, and set it & forget it. Don’t settle for a chilly willy. Your rump will thank you.


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